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jack blanco ([info]jackblanco) wrote,
@ 2010-11-04 11:19:00

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My birthday is in 3 days. Ladies please feel free to offer yourselfs as personal presents for the day. I would like birthday sex and seeing as I don't have a girlfriend I'll leave it up to you fine ladies to decided who will give me this amazing gift or you(either gender) can give me money so I can get a hooker.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 08:19 pm UTC (link)
The hooker's on me, big guy.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 08:27 pm UTC (link)
I knew I could count on you.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Maybe some treats as well.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 08:44 pm UTC (link)
You're like the father I never had.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 08:51 pm UTC (link)
You can call me big poppa.

...That may or may not have just crossed the line.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Somethings should never be said and that my dear friend was one of them.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Don't give me that look.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 09:16 pm UTC (link)
It's ok because of the hooker so don't worry.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 09:17 pm UTC (link)
What specifically should I look for?

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Scarlett Johannson would be nice.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Blonde, tits, DSL. Got it.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 09:42 pm UTC (link)
DSL?

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Dick sucking lips?

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Always an added bonus.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-04 11:56 pm UTC (link)
So does this mean I have to get you coke as well so you can do it off her rack?

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Wow. Wow.

A drug that will make me do stuff? I don't think so. I'm too lazy for that shit.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-05 12:00 am UTC (link)
Good. That would take WAY too much effort to procure.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-05 12:04 am UTC (link)
You're a lawyer I thought you all were given a magical pixie bag when you joined the club.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-05 12:04 am UTC (link)
That bag ran out sometime during the mid-90s.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-05 12:10 am UTC (link)
As the kids say, Green is the way to be.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-05 12:32 am UTC (link)
You hippie, you.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-05 12:35 am UTC (link)
You know me.

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-05 02:51 am UTC (link)
Might have another present for you.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-05 02:54 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah?

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-05 02:55 am UTC (link)
An exclusive invitation to be the only two males at an 11 woman gathering.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-05 02:57 am UTC (link)
How do you do these things!

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[info]roderickcane
2010-11-05 02:59 am UTC (link)
We learn it in law school.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-05 06:11 am UTC (link)
And here I thought science would get me somewhere in life.

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[info]ezhughes
2010-11-04 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, good luck with that.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-04 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. My bff is totally hooking me up like omg.

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[info]ezhughes
2010-11-05 04:01 am UTC (link)
Excuse me while I barf.

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[info]jackblanco
2010-11-05 04:07 am UTC (link)
Why you gotta player hate?

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