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Aug. 17th, 2011

Is there some rule that Californians are not supposed to know how to drive? This law about not talking while driving on a cell phone. Yeah. Follow it you fucking morons. We have a beautiful thing called hands free calling figure that out.

On the upside. The weed out here isn't that bad. Everyone and their grandmother has a card in Cali and I like it.

Does anyone have a book recommendation?
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Dec. 6th, 2010

There aren't enough black chicks here.

Nov. 4th, 2010

My birthday is in 3 days. Ladies please feel free to offer yourselfs as personal presents for the day. I would like birthday sex and seeing as I don't have a girlfriend I'll leave it up to you fine ladies to decided who will give me this amazing gift or you(either gender) can give me money so I can get a hooker.

Oct. 28th, 2010

Halloween costume: Einstein. Will I give out candy to kids? No. Will I crash random college parties? Yes. Have I been invited to any? One.

Oct. 4th, 2010

My students are idiots. They don’t even try. I can’t even begin to count how many ask me for extra credit. If you can’t pass the class by completing the given material then you fail. American students are so damn lazy. Last semester I assigned a paper and less than half turned one in when it was due. I feel as if I’m teaching at a remedial school. If you can’t do math don’t take physics it is really honest and truly that simple.

I don’t know why it’s always so rare that a student asks for help. I have my office hours. All they have to do is make an appointment and then we talk about why they’re so damn stupid. Not all of them are stupid. There are some bright kids and the ones who don’t get it and try. I can respect the stupid people who try.

A first for this semester was a woman who asked if she could bring her baby in with her. I was put off by the whole thing. Who wants a damn baby around? She got lucky since I had a powerpoint that day. Lights off = sleeping time for baby. I hear I have a soothing voice too so I’m sure that’s what helped the most. It’s always disappointing when hot people have babies. Children ruin people.

Sep. 25th, 2010

Is anyone else surprised by the fact that the town's librarian is hot? Typically we see ghost white, prune shriveled old ladies.

Jul. 30th, 2010

Two girls were making out in the physics section of the University Library last night.

Jack's a happy boy.

May. 21st, 2010

[Blocked from Anna]
I haven't seen her since we fucked. I haven't even heard from her. Part of that is because I've been avoiding her. I feel weird about this. We're friends. We were both under the influence. I hope she isn't knocked up. I've been avoiding The Lodge because I don't want to have an awkward run in with her. I don't want things to be awkward but I think they are.
[/end block]

This killer was cramping my high. My favorite thing to do is to go out into the woods on a clear night, get high, and star gaze.

School is over. I won't be teaching summer school. I might go somewhere but chances are I'm going to stay around here. Most of the kids have gone away from the summer and in my case most of the kids I've been hanging out with have graduated and are gone for good. I might attempt to make a new friend. Might.

I've been abusing skype and talking to people from other countries because they're up late at night our time. The most real face to face human interaction I get is either with my dealer or the girls at the market.

Nov. 23rd, 2009


one more time say you're leaving say goodbye )